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Fish Fingers!
THERE WAS AN ENGLISH MAN, AN IRSISH MAN AND A SCOTISH MAN. THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THEY SAW A DEAD BIRD ON THE FLOOR. THE ENGLISH MAN AND THE IRISH MAN SAID "YUK!!" BUT THE SCOTISH MAN SAID "I WILL HAVE IT". SO HE ATE IT. THEY WALKED ON AND FOUND AN EYE ON THE FLOOR. THE ENGLISH AND IRISH MAN BOTH SAID "THAT'S HORRIBLE!" SO THE SCOTISH MAN SAID "I'LL HAVE IT" SO HE DID. THEY CARRIED ON TO PASS A FISH ON THE FLOOR AND AGAIN THE SCOTISH MAN ATE IT. NEXT THEY SAW A FINGER ON THE FLOOR AND THE SCOTISH MAN ATE THAT AS WELL! THEY STOPPED AT A BAR AND WENT INSIDE IT. THE BAR MAN ASKED IF THEY WANTED ANYTHING AND THE ENGLISH AND IRSIH MAN SAID "I'LL HAVE A PINT". BUT THE SCOTISH MAN SAID "NO THANKS, I'VE ALREADY HAD BIRDS EYE FISH FINGERS!!!"